Kali's Three Cents

Random # text harrasment

jeffms:

So I asked for this girls number (not for like a date or anything but just cuz i didn’t have her number), and she told me to guess her number so i just picked random numbers and texted it. Here’s how the conversation went…

Me: hey sexy ;-)

?: whos this?

Me: the man of your dreams, duh

?: wat the heck? who is this?

Me: umm… the girl of your dreams?? how do you roll exactly?

?: if ur not gonna tell me who this is dont text back i bet u dont even know who this is

Me: I found your number spraypainted on an alley wall. It said text for some dirty pics so i figured…

?: no! dont ever text me again…omg!

Me: okay okay so you clearly don’t have any dirty pics for me but that doesn’t mean we still can’t be friends. what’s your favorite movie?

?: dont text me ever again! have a nice life!

Me: Mine is V for vendetta thanks for asking! but at least you were kind enough to wish me a nice life. I hope your life goes well too. remember to always have a song in your heart :-D

The mystery person then stopped texting back. I wonder why?

Via Through the Eyes of Jeff
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